3rd Rock from the Sun on Self-Esteem

Dick: Who is that?

Harry: He's my skin care specialist and he taught me that my self esteem does not rely on what others think of me but instead. . . . . on . . . . . . . . how I look!

3rd Rock From the Sun on Vogue

(Dick looks over Sally's shoulder while she is paging through a Vogue magazine)

Dick: Why don't you look like that?

Sally: Because that woman has used a line of products that promotes moist looking skin and a vacant look in her eye.

Dick: Well, get some!

3rd Rock From the Sun on Cosmetics

A high end cosmetics sales person named Anya to Tommy: Can I help you? Answer any questions?

Tommy : OK Anya, I was wondering if you could explain to me this human obsession with youth and why the cosmetics industry perpetuates this self destructive behavior.

Amber: Hey that was great what you just said to her. I'm August, don't call me Auggie.

Tommy: I'm Tommy. . . .don't call me Auggie either.

Amber: You know it's so depressing how the Baby Boomers have distorted society. They screwed up the job market, froze music for thirty years and now this!

Tommy Yeah they've created an entire industry attempting to recapture the youth they squandered.